Bill is a man with a PHD.
Once, in collage, he tried PCP.
He drives a BMW that has a TV.
On his BMW's TV, he watches PBS and TNT.
If there is nothing good on, he'll put in a DVD.
The screen of his TV is LCD.
When he's at home, he watches HDTV.
At work, he does layouts in CNC.
When his boss isn't looking, he plays his PSP.
In his spare time he rides around in an ATV.
At six 'o clock, he watches the news on ABS.
Before bed, he has a glass of OJ, which is packed with vitamin C.
Then he pulls up his covers, turns on his iPod and falls asleep, while listening to an MP3.